Cadets: Butt's so tight he can't pass gas! We live in a fragmented and disconnected culture. You might be suffering from a bad shift, a toxic floor, annoying patient relatives, exams, or any of the 101 trials and tribulations of a nurse. What if this were a life or death situation? No gore, pornography, or sexually graphic images. Only thing he knows is slip your throat! Cadet Williams: Butt's so tight he can't pass gas! It's very flattering to see a kid wear your T-shirt; it's even more flattering to have a dad come up to you and say, 'I watch you with my kid. I figure if the Marines wanted me to have a wife, they'd of issued me one. Emoji-based titles, memetic titles, and titles meant to circumvent any other rules are also forbidden.
Emily: Excuse me, what did you say? Major Payne: You hold it or else I'll break it off and kick it around on the ground! I'ma fix that up quick, fast and in a hurry. Major Payne: 'Cause we feel good in a dress. That's where you'll find my sympathy. Major Payne: Let's move it, you turds. Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy? Major Benson Winifred Payne: Oh, they're just puttin' on a fashion show.
Outside of the reported Lethal Weapon reboot, Wayans is now being linked to a Major Payne sequel. If necessary, a report will be made to the site administration. You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis. These boys have to earn their due. As the minimum age for Reddit access is , posts which are intentionally disruptive, inane, or nonsensical will be removed. Do not rehost or hotlink webcomics.
Does Charlie care about slippery? Please view for suggestions of where these submissions can be offered. Wayans plays the role as if killing and warfare were the only joys in life, and when he finds himself cast adrift without a military commission, a scene that directly parodies Apocalypse Now lets you know that Wayans who cowrote the script is going to bring something new to this routine scenario. Cadets: Got no worries, got no care. Do you understand sign language? Major Payne: Bleh Bleh Bleh Bleh What you laughin' at pig boy? I feel Major Payne is a under rated comedy. Major Benson Winifred Payne: Good. Emily: That's a very cynical plan! You might be suffering from a bad shift, a toxic floor, annoying patient relatives, exams, or any of the 101 trials and tribulations of a nurse.
I feel Major Payne is a under. If you go in thinking otherwise, you're bucking for a disappointment. You guys better get ready - we gotta be there in an hour. Kevin 'Tiger' Dunn: I can't! Now all the blood is shed in the halls of congress. I feel Major Payne is a under rated comedy. So it's a pleasant surprise to discover that Major Payne is more entertaining than a barrel full of bad reviews would lead you to believe. Cadet Williams: Break it on down! Go change your Huggies, boy! Sometimes, all you need to get through the day is one good laugh.
No identifying information, including anything hosted on platforms making that information public. These boys have to earn their due. The young recruits strut their stuff in the final round of their cadet competition their marching rap is good for a solid laugh , and director Nick Castle keeps it all from becoming too stupid or over the top. It's just a dummy grenade. I feel Major Payne is a under rated comedy. Major Payne: Any man that'd leave you outta be monkey-stomped and have his brains mailed back to his mother.
Leave him alone, I can barely. If you've seen this movie you probably said this in his voice. What do I do if I see a post that breaks the rules? I have to go to the bathroom. Non-memetic image macros are allowed. Drop down and give me 25 crunches.
Cadets: Got no worry, got no stress. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your buts without my say so. You think Charlie cares anything about slippery? Politics are ugly, religion is struggling, technology is stressful, and the economy is unfortunate. Major Payne: My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. Major Payne: I'm just a bald headed son of a bitch without hair. He the proceeds to speak slower and clear whilst using sign language in order to convey the threat of putting his foot in the recruit's ass should he step out of line.
Cadet Williams: Payne's not here, he's in our ass! Please use to determine if something has been submitted before. . Click on the report button, and with a link to the comments of the post. Major Payne: Slippery he says. Cadet Dotson: Yeah Dumbo, fly baby, fly.